Nsfw quote generator

prompt generators are tools that randomly generate prompts that might give you inspiration for your next piece. here are a few examples of ship prompt generators in which you can plug two names, ed and ling. note that these are just examples we found; we can’t in good faith fully endorse any of these generators or their creators. keep in mind that some prompts might be nsfw.

example generators:

  • ScatterPatter’s incorrect quotes generator
  • OTP prompt generator by eliasz
  • prompt generators via shindanmaker (may contain nsfw)
  • otp prompts generator
  • otp prompts generator (via perchance)
  • sfw prompt generator by bleep0bleep

example prompts from OTP prompt generator by eliasz (characters can be swapped):

  1. Ling and Ed haven’t kissed yet. Each time Ling sees Ed they think to themself ‘I’ve gotta do it this time’ but they keep being too shy to do anything. One day a friend asks Ling if Ed has ever tried to kiss them and Ling just screams.
  2. Ling and Ed carving faces in pumpkins.
  3. Ed being careful (or not at all careful) taking off Ling’s shirt because Ling is extremely ticklish.
  4. Ed and Ling sleeping on top of each other (in the bed, couch, where ever you prefer) when Ling flops down on the floor.
  5. Ling and Ed texting. Or better yet, writing letters to each other.
  6. Ling and Ed eating spaghetti like the lady and the tramp did in that animated film.
  7. Ed and Ling trying to hide their relationship. However, it turns out everyone knows they’re dating.
  8. Ling tracing their names together in the sand.
  9. Ling reading in bed while Ed rests their head on Ling’s shoulder, sleeping.
  10. Ed and Ling drowning in oversized sweaters during chilly days.
  11. Ling and Ed playing in water and splashing each other.
  12. Ling traveling long distances just to see Ed.
  13. Ed wakes to find that it had snowed overnight and gets excited about playing in it. Ling gets excited because this means that when Ling comes inside, it will be time for cuddling by the fire.
  14. They meet when Ed sees Ling walk into a street sign.
  15. Ed and Ling playing on the swings at a small playground that nobody goes to anymore.
  16. Ling is a prince or princess, falling for Ed, the castle gardener who tends to the foliage surrounding Ling’s balcony.
  17. Ling screaming over a picture of Ed from long before they met. Ling describes the younger Ed as a tiny precious child, then looks at Ed, and says ‘Well, you’re still a tiny precious child.’
  18. Ed is alone in the rain because they forgot to bring an umbrella, Ling offers to share theirs.
  19. Ed and Ling adopting an orphan.
  20. Ling staring admiringly at Ed from across the room. A friend whispers into Ling’s ear: ‘Why are you so thirsty?’
  21. Ed staying up half the night to finish a game with Ling.
  22. Ed and Ling making crafts.
  23. Ed and Ling remembering their first kiss… and they have very different takes on it.
  24. Ling following Ed’s family traditions that they enjoy.
  25. Them resting together and talking to each other before falling asleep.

example prompts from ScatterPatter’s Incorrect Quotes Generator (characters can be swapped):

  1. Ed: I’m going to take you outLing: great, it’s a date!Ed: I meant that as a threat.Ling: See you at five!
  2. Ed: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?Ling: *chugs entire bottle*Ling: It’s perfume.
  3. Ed: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.Ling: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?Ed: No! Four to five seconds!Ling: Too late!!!
  4. Ed: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?Ling: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!Ed: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
  5. Ed: Ling was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.Ling: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.Ed: Ling, you ate a chair.
  6. Ed, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Ling.Ling: How did you do that without turning around?Ed: … To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
  7. Ed: You kill people for money?!Ling: I can explain!Ed: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
  8. Ed: Okay, truth or dare?Ling: TruthEd: How many hours have you slept this week?Ling:Ling: …DareEd: Go to bed.Ling: I don’t like this game.
  9. Ed: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.Ling: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.Ed: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
  10. Ed: Can you keep a secret?Ling: Do you know anything about my life?Ed: No I do not. Good point.
  11. Ed: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.Ling: I think you mean cards.Ed, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
  12. Ed: I am not out of control! I’m a law abiding citizen!Ling: Really? Name one lawEd: Don’t kill people?Ling: That’s on me. I set the bar too low.
  13. Ed: Is something burning?Ling: Just my love for you.Ed: Ling, the toaster is on fire.
  14. Ed: So what’s for dinner?Ling, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
  15. Ed, tending to Ling’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?Ling: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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